Heading to a car show soon? These stereotypes may have you thinking twice before you decide to go…or even worse, it may remind you of someone you know – hopefully not yourself!
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Before you touch a car at a car show ask yourself one question; “do I own this car?” If the answer is no don’t lean on it while your friend takes a picture, sit in the driver seat and make “vroom, vroom” noises, or anything else inappropriate. If it is your car, do whatever you’d like.
Special mention goes to parents who don’t tell their young cherubs not to touch everything they see. Good for you for raising the next generation of enthusiasts, bad on you for not setting them straight.
Uh huh. I’m sure your stock V6 Mustang is one of the secret prototypes Ford made that can outrun a Ferrari 458. That is a thing I totally believe.
Reader Chris_K_F has this fool pretty well pegged:
“From the second he opens his mouth it’s obvious that he knows as much about cars as he does about the First Opium War. He makes wild claims of ridiculous 0-60 and 1/4 mile times and huge horsepower numbers. He will tell you all about he smoked a brand new GT-R or Shelby GT500, and how he’s going to do a ton of new mods soon or how he just had to take his turbos off because it was too fast to be street legal.”
No one likes a know-it-all, even if they do in fact know it all. Don’t be a jerk, like the type mcflipper encountered:
“If I compliment the shade of green on your Mercedes, the correct response is to say thank you, not ‘Actually, it’s called Sicilian Olive—and it’s Mercedes-Benz, by the way.'” Ten Assholes You Meet At Every Car Show
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